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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Bersediakah anda untuk bercouple? Check it out!


Artikel ini di copy/paste dari http://ustaz-zamri.com/



Anda telah BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Niat anda memang untuk berkahwin dengan si dia demi
menjaga agama dan akhlak agar sentiasa terpelihara
.

Sebaliknya anda BELUM BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Niat anda hanya untuk suka-suka atau ingin berseronok-seronok

demi melayani kehendak nafsu semata-mata.



Anda telah BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Sudah punya kekuatan dan ketahanan diri untuk tidak terlibat dengan perkara-perkara yang diharamkan oleh agama seperti berdua-duaan di tempat yang sunyi, berpegangan tangan dan tindakan-tindakan yang membawa kepada ‘muqaddimah’ zina.

Sebaliknya anda BELUM BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Masih sukar mengawal nafsu dan tidak punya keyakinan untuk menahan diri daripada melakukan perbuatan-perbuatan negatif seperti berpegangan tangan, menyentuh dan…TOT!

(argh...malas la nak cakap...pikirla sendiri)

Anda telah BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Sudah lepas ilmu ‘fardhu ain’ dan mempunyai tahap pencapaian akademik yang baik dalam

pengajian anda. Atau sebaik-baiknya sudah mempunyai pekerjaan yang tetap.

Sebaliknya anda BELUM BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Masih kandas ilmu fardu ain,mengaji Quran pun lintang pukang dan punya masalah besar dalam pelajaran.Atau anda adalah penganggur yang masih tercari-cari pekerjaan..

Anda telah BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Sudah istiqamah menjaga solat lima waktu, berpuasa
di bulan ramadhan dan sedaya upaya menjadi muslimin sejati.

Sebaliknya anda BERSEDIA untuk bercouple JIKA...

Mengucap dua kalimah syahadah pun belum fasih,
solat jarang-jarang,puasa kadang-kadang... aduyai!

So, macam mana ? Dah sedia ?

'Puasa' la dulu kalau belum cukup bersedia...

Monday, April 21, 2008

Menghormati Azan...


Syukur sekali lagi. Bersyukur kerana masih hidup. Dengan nikmat hidup ni sahaja, Allah dah beri saya banyak kelebihan. Apa lebihnya mas? Orang lain pun Allah bagi hidup jugak. Sebenarnya kelebihan tu bukan Allah bagi kat saya jer... anda semua pun dapat kelebihan ni. Apa dia??

Haa.. dengan adanya nikmat hidup yang Allah berikan pada kita, bererti Allah masih bagi chance kat kita untuk men'cantik'kan amalan kita. Betul tak?? (Betul tak betul sendiri jawab la. ok!)

Baiklah kawan2 semua....

Mas nak tanya pada kawan2. Pernah tak, tengok orang yang sedang menghadapi kematian?? Perasan tak, ada orang bila nak mati susah sangat. Nafas turun naik.Time nak mengucap tu... Allah hai... punyala payah! Masa sihat dulu laju jer sebut. Ish, takkan dah lupa kot! Ni masa dah nak mati ni, masa dia betul2 memerlukan susah pulak. Apa kes?? Nak tahu sebab apa? Ok. ada satu hadis ni. Jom baca ramai2...

Diriwayatkan dari sebuah hadis yang bermaksud :

"Hendaklah kamu mendiamkan diri ketika azan, jika tidak Allah akan kelukan lidahnya ketika maut menghampirinya."

Laa... bukan dia tak ingat la. Rupanya masa hidup dulu dia ni tak hormatkan azan. Hormatkan azan?? Macamana tu?? Nak kena tunduk macam Jepun tu ker?? Adus... tak payah susah2. Senyap dan jawab azan itu dah cukup baik. Tak penat ker asyik nak bercakap jer. Time azan, bagila rehat kejap mulut tu. Bukan lama pun, dalam 5 minit jer.

Sebagai orang Islam kita wajib menghormati azan. Banyak fadhilatnya. Kalau lagu kebangsaan kita diajar agar berdiri tegak dan diamkan diri.... mengapa azan kita tidak boleh mendiamkan diri....!!! Lantas sesiapa yang berkata-kata ketika azan, Allah akan kelukan lidahnya ketika nazak. Kita takut dengan kelunya lidah kita semasa ajal hampir tiba.... maka kita tak dapat mengucapkan kalimah lailahaillallah... yang mana sesiapa yg dapat mengucapkan kalimah ini ketika nyawanya dicabut...Allah menjanjikan syurga untuknya.

Oleh itu, maafkanlah mas kalau ada yang cuba bercakap dengan mas, mas buat tak layan jer. Bukan tak dengar. Tapi, nak hormati azan. Dahla amalan saya ni tak banyak. Tak hormat azan pulak... Ish...ish...

Dari itu marilah kita sama-sama menghormati azan dan mohon kepada Allah supaya lidah ini tidak kelu walaupun nyawa sedang dicabut.

"Ya...Allah, anugerahkanlah kematian kami dengan kematian yang baik lagi mulia, lancarkan lidah kami mengucap kalimah Laillahaillallah......semasa sakaratul maut menghampiri kami...."

Adab Menguap




Assalamualaikum... adik2, akak2, abang2, kawan2, sahabat2 sekalian.
Saya nak cakap pasal menguap pulak kali ni. Bukan apa. Kadang-kadang bila tengok orang menguap, luas sangat nganga nya. Lalat pun boleh 'landing' dalam mulut. Hebat! memang hebat!
Tapi, perasan tak bila kita menguap, time tu la muka kita paling hodoh sekali. Alahai... buruk sangat bunyi nya perkataan 'hodoh' tu ye. Tak pe, saya tukar jadi 'tak comel' (barula sedap sikit dengar). Kalau muka tu jadi comel macam baby dalam gambar gambar kat atas tu, tak pela jugak. Islam ni memang cukup cantik. Perfect! Sampaikan bab menguap pun ada adab2 nya. Apa dia adab-adabnya? Haa... baca ni.

1. Menahan sekadar termampu.

Diriwayatkan oleh Al-Bukhari daripada Abu Hurairah r. a., daripada Nabi Muhammad s. a. w., bahwasanya baginda bersabda yang bermaksud:

"Sesungguhnya Allah Ta'ala suka orang yang bersin, dan membenci orang yang menguap. Maka apabila seseorang kamu bersin, lalu dia mengucapkan 'Alhamdulillaah', maka adalah hak atas setiap Muslim yang mendengarnya pula mengucapkan 'Yarhamukallaah!'. Adapun menguap itu adalah daripada syaitan. Maka apabila seseorang kamu menguap, hendaklah dia menahannya sekadar termampu. Sebab sesungguhnya apabila seseorang kamu menguap, syaitan akan mentertawakannya".


Laa... tak sangka selama ni syaitan berguling-guling ketawakan kita. Kalaula kita nampak. Mesti 'hot' punya.

2. Meletakkan tangan di atas mulut untuk menahan menguap

Diriwayatkan oleh Muslim daripada Abu Said Al-Khudri r. a., katanya: Telah bersabda Rasulullah s. a. w. yang bermaksud:

"Apabila seseorang kamu menguap, hendaklah dia meletakkan tangannya pada mulutnya, kerana sesungguhnya syaitan itu akan masuk (melalui mulut yang terbuka). Kebanyakan ulama menghukumkan sunnat meletakkan tangan di mulut ketika menguap, sama ada di dalam sembahyang ataupun di luarnya".

3. Makruh mengangkat suara ketika menguap

Diriwayatkan oleh Muslim, Ahmad dan At-Termizi daripada nabi Muhammad s. a. w. katanya yang bermaksud:

"Sesungguhnya Allah suka kepada orang-orang yang bersin, dan membenci orang-orang yang menguap. Maka apabila seseorang kamu menguap, jangan sampai berbunyi haaa haaa, kerana yang demikian itu daripada syaitan yang mentertawakanmu.

Ibnu As-Sunni telah meriwayatkan pula daripada Abdullah bin Az-Zubair r. a., katanya: Telah bersabda Rasullah s. aw. yang bermaksud:

"Sesungguhnya Allah azzawajalla membenci mengangkat suara ketika menguap dan bersin. Ada diriwayatkan iaitu apabila seseorang itu dapat menahan menguap, lalu dia berkhayal dalam ingatannya, bahawasanya Nabi alaihis-salam tidak pernah menguap sama sekali, niscaya akan hilang perasaan hendak menguap itu dengan izin Allah.

Ok... sekarang dah tahula pasal menguap ni yea. So, lepas ni ramaila orang yang bila nak menguap, sopan jer kita tengok. Saya pasti syaitan2 tengah 'hot' dengan saya sebab share benda ni dengan anda semua... Haha... saya suka...

Sekian sahaja untuk kali ini. Selamat beramal =)

Dosa Berkuku Panjang


Alhamdulillah... syukur padaNya saya masih diberi kekuatan untuk berkongsi sesuatu dalam blog ni. Post kali ni kita nak membincangkan pasal KUKU. Eleh... kuku pun nak cerita ker? Eh, mesti... penting ni kawan2. bukan main2 ni. Ok, sekarang saya nak tanya. Siapa takde kuku, turun tangan.... (Macam cikgu tadika tanya kat anak murid jer) Ha, tengok... semua orang angkat tangan, kan? Maksudnya, semua orang ada kuku. Yea tak kawan2? btul tak apa yang saya kata ni sahabat2 semua?

Haa... maksudnya post kali ni memang sesuai untuk SEMUA orang... tak kirala dari budak kecik sampai orang dewasa. Dari rambut hitam, kaler pelangi, sampailah yg dah beruban. (Ada org rambut kaler pelangi?)

Kalau sebatang jari kuku panjang, dosanya sama seperti memelihara sekandang babi. Dah tu, macamana kalau kesemua jari kita kukunya panjang? Bayangkanlah dosa yang telah kita tanggung untuk kesemua babi-babi tersebut....

So, apa tindakan kita? Tggu orang lain tolong potong, kan? Ish..ish... potongla sendiri. Itu kuku kita. Tanggungjawab kita la, yea x?

Kawan2, sahabat2, adik2 yg di kasihi sekalian....

Jangan simpan kuku panjang walaupun hanya 1 mm atau pun hanya jari kelingking (Jari kelingking tu nak buat korek idung la tu. Alamak, pecah tembelang yea. Hehe... sekadar bergurau) Lorr... 1 mm bukannya panjang sangat pun. Penatla macam ni. Uish... potong kuku pun penat ker? Ada pernah nampak orang berpeluh-peluh potong kuku? Ada ke? Pernah nampak manusia seperti itu?
Kenapa beria-ia sangat nak suruh orang potong kuku ni, cik Mas? Sebabnya... kuku yang panjang tu tidak melambangkan kebersihan dan ia juga bukan budaya kita apatah lagi kita menggunakan tangan untuk beristinjak. Lain la kalau kita ni pakai gloves tiap-tiap kali nak meng'qada' hajat. Ada ke orang yang buat macam tu ? Saya tabik spring la pada sesiapa yang mampu buat macam tu. Takpun ada orang yang masih menggunakan batu untuk istinjak ? Wah... canggih la kalau boleh buat macam tu yea...

Orang Melayu yang berkuku panjang biasanya mempunyai anak yang bodoh atau pun degil dan suka melepak sebab diberi makan bahan kotor yang berada di kuku jari emaknya semasa menyediakan makanan seperti memerah santan kelapa, buat cokodok pisang, uli tepong, dll. Ajarla ilmu apa pun. Confirm tak masuk kepala... Tak percaya? Aaa... buat la eksperimen. (Ish, ada ker orang nak buat eksperimen ni?)

Kerana tabiat berkuku panjang inilah yang membuatkan orang Melayu mundur dan tidak berjaya. Syarikat Melayu yang bangkrap dan rugi teruk adalah kerana mempunyai pekerja dan pemilik yang berkuku panjang.

Bagi sahabat2 yang bujang tu, ingat2la yea... Kalau nak cari pasangan dan nak anak yang pandai dan mendengar kata pilihlah wanita atau lelaki yang sentiasa berkuku pendek.

Insya-Allah... selamat anak cucu.

Sebenarnya dah ada kajian pun pasal kuku panjang ni. Menurut saintis, kuku panjang mempunyai sejenis kuman seperti yang terdapat dalam najis manusia, iaitu E-Coli. Kuman ni memang tak boleh hilang walaupun kita cuci tangan pakai sabun, hatta guna clorox skalipun. Oleh itu, sentiasalah berkuku pendek untuk kesihatan dan kebersihan diri sendiri.

Sesungguhnya... kebersihan itu sebahagian dari iman...
Haa... sekarang cuba check kuku masing2. Panjang ke pendek? Kalau panjang, dah potong belum? Benda baik... tak elok tangguh-tangguh. Pepun, baca bismillah dulu sebelum potong kuku tu. Niatkan potong kuku kerana Allah. Secara tak langsung dapat juga kita pahala. Tak susah rupanya nak buat pahala ni.
Sekian sahaja perkongsian untuk post kali ni. Selamat beramal !

Debate between a muslim and an atheist

At an educational institution: Professing to be wise, they became fools .... "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with God."

The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Muslim, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."

The professor grins knowingly and considers for a moment.

"Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."

[No answer]

"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Muslim who died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. How is this God good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

[No answer]

The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. Let's start again, young fella."

"Is God good?"
"Er... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?" The student falters.
"From... God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?"

The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience.

"I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen."

He turns back to the Muslim.

"Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"

[No answer]

"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them? "

[No answer]

The professor suddenly shouts at his student.

"WHO CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!"

The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into the Muslim's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?"

[No answer]

The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerised.

"Tell me," he continues,"How is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?"
The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?"

[No answer]

"Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?"

Pause.

"Don't you?"

The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, Is God good?"

[No answer]

"Do you believe in God, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks.

"Yes, professor. I do." The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. You have never seen God, Have you?
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your God?"
"No, sir. I have not."
"Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God or smelt your God... in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?"

[No answer]

"Answer me, please."
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"You're AFRAID... you haven't?"
"No, sir."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"... yes..."
"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?"

[The student doesn't answer]

"Sit down, please." The Muslim sits... Defeated.
Another Muslim raises his hand. "Professor, may I address theclass?"
The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Muslim in the vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."

The Muslim looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you.
"Is there such thing as heat?"
Yes, the professor replies. "There's heat."
"Is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold. The second Muslim continues.

You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat but we don't have anything called 'cold'.We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold, otherwise we would be able to go colder than458 - - You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
"Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom.

"Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"
"That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?
"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes..."
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you... give me a jar of darker darkness, professor?"

Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him. This will indeed be a good semester.

"Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error...."
"The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"
"Sir, may I explain what I mean?"
The class is all ears.
"Explain... oh, explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control.
Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue.

"You are working on the premise of duality," the Muslim explains. That for example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
"Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it." The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbour who has been reading it.

"Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"

"Of course there is, now look..."

"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No."

Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?" The Muslim pauses.

"Isn't evil the absence of good?"

The professor's face has turned an alarming colour. He is so angry he is temporarily speechless.

The Muslim continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God is accomplishing? Islam tells us it is to see if each one of us will, choose good over evil."

The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't vie this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable."
"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Muslim replies.

"Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolvedfrom a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, youngman, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare.
"Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"
"I will overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses.
"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?"
"I believe in what is - that's science!"
"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin.
"Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed..."
"SCIENCE IS FLAWED..?" the professor splutters. The class is in uproar. The Muslim remains standing until the commotion has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?"

The professor wisely keeps silent. The Muslim looks around the room.
"Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen air, Oxygen, molecules, atoms, the professor's brain?"

The class breaks out in laughter. The Muslim points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor.
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?"
No one appears to have done so. The Muslim shakes his head sadly. It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that the professor has no brain."

NOW IT IS EVERYONE'S CHANCE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ISLAM, ABOUT GOD, ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF Existence, creation & life, ABOUT THE PROPHETS OF GOD, & ABOUT HIS HOLY BOOKS, ESPECIALLY THE HOLY QUR'AAN. THEN IT IS YOUR CHOICE TO BECOME A MUSLIM, OR NOT. ALLAAH SAYS IN THE HOLY: "THERE IS NO COMPULSION IN RELIGION "

There is no compulsion in religion; truly the right way has become clearly distinct from error; And he who rejects false deities and believes in Allaah(The God) has grasped a firm handhold which will never break. and Allaah is ALL-Hearing, All-Knowing(256)

Allah is the Protecting Guardian of those who believe. He brings them out of the darkness into the light; As for those who disbelieve, their guardians are false deities. They bring them out of light into darkness...(257)" AL-QUR'AAN (CHAPTER # 2, VERSES #256-257) They are much nicer and more sound in Arabic)

The Muslim sits... Because that is what a chair is for!!!